Which toy shall I play with first...?

Our gala-performing Toto Dangerous Dave is back to give us the lowdown on his recent Christmas shenanigans. Woof!

Christmas can be confusing for a little dog like me. Firstly there are sparkling lights on the strange indoor tree (which I am strictly forbidden to wee on), then there are various teddies and ornaments wearing red and white suits and with white beards like me! Of course I was told straight away that I cannot play with these white-bearded toys, so it seemed that the Christmas period was going to be a little dull and boring…

But then came Christmas morning… woooo weeee and woof woof! What a day! First there were some squeaky items under that tree that I was actually encouraged to rip open and chase round the room. I had a Reindeer with a red nose and a scarf on, my very own red-suited man with a white beard, a Christmas pudding ball and my all time favourite – a squeaky turkey wearing a red hat! I wondered what to play with first!

Dave shows off one of his Christmas presents

Christmas Day just kept getting better and better – Christmas dinner was next and I got a plate of my own with turkey, carrots, sausages and gravy… every dogs idea of heaven. I even got my own Christmas cracker to pull – it contained a cool tennis ball all for me and the following doggy joke: “What dog loves to take bubble baths? A…. shampoodle!” Groooooan…woof….OK so even doggy Christmas cracker jokes are bad!

So no wonder I fell asleep in front of the fire after all the excitement and yummy Christmas food… how much more excitement can one dog take in a day?

Time for a rest!

But there was even more Christmas excitement when my cousin Ethan arrived and we had to go on a joint mission to help Buzz Lightyear search, find and neutralise the evil Emperor Zurg before he took over planet earth. Ethan and I were a good team and soon we had it all wrapped up and under control and I could go back to chasing my toy turkey around the living room.